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Welcome to the world of TGOOOR

… where every day is an emotional rollercoaster, and logic took a permanent vacation.

He’s not your average crypto investor—he’s the one asking ‘Wen Moon?’ five seconds after joining Telegram. TGOOOR lives for the green candles, panics at the red ones, and firmly believes that if he yells loud enough, the price will pump. He’s been around for a week but claims OG status, and every project is a moonshot in his eyes… until it isn’t.

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MEET TGOOOR

127

tokens in his wallet

1623

days of HODLing

69

telegram channels joined

Spams “Wen Moon?” in Every Chat:

Joins the group 10 seconds ago and is already asking when the price will 100x.

Sells After a 1% Pump, Then Asks “Wen Buyback?”

Convinced he can time the market perfectly—always sells low, buys high.

Suggests a Roadmap Update After Every Price Dip

Believes updating the roadmap will magically stop the red candles.

Wants a Dev Meeting 5 Minutes After Joining Telegram:

Thinks the devs should drop everything to explain their grand vision… specifically to him.

Asks for Exchange Listings Immediately

Demands a Binance listing before the project even finishes its whitepaper.

Constantly Asks “Wen Marketing?”

Obsessed with marketing even when the project’s still in development.

Q&A

Sir, the moon is just a roadmap update away! Hold tight, we’re almost there… maybe. 🚀

As soon as CZ responds to the 500 messages TGOOOR sent him last night. 🧐

Sir, clearly the roadmap wasn’t updated fast enough. Don’t panic, we’re working on it! 😅

Sir, HODLing is a lifestyle choice! Just keep holding until the moon aligns… or the price tanks. 🚀📉

Sir, the devs are working hard—too hard. They’re busy pumping the chart, obviously! 📈

🚨 TGOOOR Legal Silliness Alert! 🚨

This token is fueled by pure FOMO and hype, not financial advice—heck, it’s barely advice at all! If it pumps, thank the memes. If it dumps, blame the devs… or maybe the moon wasn’t aligned properly. Enter the chaos at your own risk, Sir!”